1. You've starting looking for woolhats to begin a collection (or have already started one).
2. You wear mismatched socks, love beads, and your belt buckle off to the side like Peter.
3. You're calling people "shotgun" or "babe".
4. You've mastered the Davy Dance.
5. You play eight instruments just like Peter to be like him.
6. You celebrate Monkee-related birthdays (EX: Their wives and children).
7. Your next Halloween costume is being a "MONKEE-MAN!!!!!".
You are trying to persuade your three friends join you and become "MONKEE-MEN".
8. You visit Monkee-related websites as often as you can just to know the latest updates or news about
them and to see millions of pictures of them plastered over the site.
9. You bring the lyrics of your favourite Monkee songs with you where ever you go so you can read them
when you want to. I started doing this even before I heard someone else state this fact!!! Isn't that freaky?
10. Groovy, fab, frodis, psychedelic, and phantasmagoric are in your daily vocabulary.
11. You know each and every word to Goin' Down.
12. You start singing a Monkee song out of nowhere and your friends now think it regular of you to do so.
At least my friends do....
13. When you want to tell someone about new fact you just learned about The Monkees, they sigh a "here we
go again" sigh.
14. You want to buy a dog to become your friend when you feel down.
15. You hate Don Kirshner and love Chip Douglas.
16. You think of Mike whenever you use white-out.
17. You bought a bottle of white-out so you could stare at it .
18. You put Monkee pictures on or in something that you look at each day. (EX: mirror, agenda, locker)
19. You insist only having a boyfriend with one of The Monkees real or middle names, or either they know that
they must answer to them.
20. You've seriously considered naming your children one of The Monkees' names. I'd like to name my daughter
Talia, it's a very nice name. And, of course, Michael (so I could call him Micky or Mike).
21. You have your own Monkees website. Hee hee hee.....
22. You say, "don't do that" and then burst out laughing and no one else knows why.....
23. You've seen every program The Monkees have appeared in or made guest appearances on and have most likely
recorded it.
24. You've met one of The Monkees or really, really, want to.
25. You know the words to, "Il Tema Dei Monkees" and "Riu Chiu" and you don't speak Italian or Spanish.
26. You think there is nothing wrong with the song, "The Day We Fall In Love".
Honestly, you are truly obsessed then. I've gotten through it 3 times so far.
27. You play creebage on a regular basis.
28. You cried during the episode of "Success Story" when Davy was saying his goodbyes to the guys or during
other emotional times. I did!!!
29. You give lectures to people who say, "Weren't they that band that
didn't play there own music?" and you teach them till they understand that they fought for their rights to play their own
instruments (or else they'd be in a lot of trouble!).
30. You can talk about The Monkees for hours (and you likely have).
31. You burst out with irregular Monkee-quotes (i.e. "And Reuben the Tadpole!").
32. There is only one way how to spell monkees (monkeys...NO!!)
I rarely write the word monkeys, but I once mispelt beetles with beatles during science class!
33. You memorize Mike's speech on long hair or digging things that are ugly.
34. You're supporting Peter on forming Belgravia. At least I will.
35. You learn things or are fans of those who have any connection to The Monkees. (EX: Frank Zappa, Jimi Hendrix,
Tim Buckley, Charlie Smalls, Rose Marie, etc.)
36. You know everything about The Monkees that there is to know.
37. You dig something ugly everyday.
38. You are reading this list and have successfully finished it.
