It's A Nice Place To Visit... Davy falls in love with El Diablo's girl and is captured by bandits.

Angelita and Mike: "What does David mean? David means business, baby!"

Micky to Mike as Mexican Bandits: "Badges? We don't need no steekin' badges!"

Micky: "I am El Dolenzio! Also known as the bandit without a soul!"

Mike: "And they call me El Nesmitto. Also known as the bandit without no, without any conscience."

Peter: "And they call me El Torko! The bandit, errr, without a nickname."

Peter to Guard: "Yo guardero el prisinero , usted va el o partyo. Que, que? El Diablo, lots of food, a party...fiesta...lots of carrying on over the hill. Que? BOOZE! Ohhh!"

Micky: "I showed up for the showdown."

Logic: When they sing Hangin Round', their positions change and Davy's maracas are different colours, Mike's guitar changes, Peter has a guitar instead of a banjo, and Micky's Afro didnt stay!

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The Picture Frame (A.K.A. The Bank Robbery) Convinced they are making a movie , The Monkees rob a bank.

Peter: "I don't think youre guilty, I just don't see how you could possibly be innocent!"

Logic: Mike has sunglasses on in the close-ups, but when they zoom out, they're off.

Everywhere A Sheik Sheik To avoid a man she detests, a princess wants to marry Davy.

Micky: "You're getting heavier, Davy. I can remember when you only weighed seven bars."

Mike during interview: "I had all the windows of my cars painted black."

- Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

- Why can Peter read so well if he's the dummy?

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Monkee Mayor Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked construction tycoon from turning the city into parking lots.

Mike: "Old politicians never die, they just rot away."

- All of the last names used for Nesmith were: Nesmire, Neswash, Nesbaum.

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Art For Monkees Sake The Monkees foil the theft of a masterpiece from a museum.

Davy: "That's a stone drag."

Peter and Micky: "What have you got against doors? Well, my head."

Mike: "Okay men, mission ridiculous."

Mike and Peter: "That thing was almost a thousand years old! Thank goodness it wasn't new!"

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I Was A 99-lb. Weakling Micky takes a course in body building to win the heart of a beautiful girl.

Micky and Davy: "[Could I] Bite him? No."

Shah-Ku and Peter: "You have a very deep voice for a mother, Mrs. Dolenz. I'm not Mrs. Dolenz!"

- Micky's hair always turns into a cute fuzzball whenever he goes on the beach.

Logic: Peter and Davy are both veggies, so why would the episode involve them wanting/having steak and hot dogs?

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Hillbilly Honeymoon (A.K.A. Double Barrell Shotgun Wedding)The Monkees are caught in the middle of a hillbilly feud.

Ella Mae: "You're beautiful, I love you!"

Mike and Peter: "Welcome to Swineville, Peter. A happy, sleepy, little hillbilly town, where seemingly innocent, nice, naive people turn just like that (snaps fingers) into a vengeful, hateful, mob. How do you know that? Because these are my people."

Ella Mae and Mike: "I think you're cute! So do my wife and kids." True statement.

Mike: "A million chicks madly in love with him and he's gonna marry an old man."

Judd: "Cornsideration.....Fark and spoon."

Davy, Mike, All: "Knock, knock. Who's there? Wa. Wa who? That's right. Wahoo! Wahoo!!!!"

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Monkees Marooned After Peter buys Bluebeard's map, The Monkees search for the treasure.

Davy: "Launch the ship! Launch the ship! Launch the ship...launch the ship......."

Thursday: "Who writes that stuff?"

- Either Davy likes holding Mike's waist or cannot reach his shoulders during hide and seek.

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The Card-Carrying Red Shoes The Monkees play for a ballet company, which is a spy ring.

Natasha and Nikolai: "I can't go on! Why? ......Ivan has my shoes!"

Micky: "Not bad for a long-haired weirdo, huh America?"

Micky to Peter: "Shut up, Face!"

Davy and Micky together: "She's right, but shes got a big mouth."

Peter: "Newly researched brain detergent doesn't fade, bleach, or shrink your brain."

Micky: "I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a chicken....I don't wanna be a chicken! ......... I'm a chicken! I'm a chicken!"

- What was Micky smoking before shooting She Hangs Out?

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The Wild Monkees The Monkees get mixed up with a motorcycle gang and their girlfriends.

Micky: "Isn't that dumb?"

Peter: "A jug of bread, a loaf of wine, and thou beside me in the wilderness." A jug of bread? A loaf of wine?

Peter and Mike: "Our honour has been smearshed. What? Smurfed. What? Be-dirtied. What? Well they hurt my feelings!"

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A Coffin Too Frequent At a seance, The Monkees keep an old lady from being bilked.

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Hitting The High Seas The Monkees, as sailors, find their captain plans to hijack the the Queen Anne.

Captain and Micky: "Where did you get that long hair? Well, there's a little store on Sunset Strip."

Micky: "Captain Hornblower, man. Groovy, sock it to me."

- Those seasick pills sure work fast!

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The Monkees In Texas The Monkees outwit Black Bart and his gang to save Mikes Aunt Kate's ranch.

Peter and Mike: "Vintage '66. How in the world do you expect to do anything with a Vintage '66? Youre right. I wish I had a Vintage '55. Happy New Year!!!!"

Logic: When Mike talks to the Operator, the phone falls off the wall, and during Words, they pass it and it's back up on the wall.

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The Monkees On The Wheel The Monkees break the bank at Las Vegas, but get into trouble with The Mob.

Peter with an English accent and Davy: "You must be joking! That's my line!"

The Monkees Christmas Show The Monkees try to bring the joys of Christmas to a unfriendly little boy.

Sorry, I haven't seen thris episode.

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Fairytale In Fairy Tale Land, Peter rescues a arrogant princess.

Same thing, I haven't seen it.

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The Monkees Watch Their Feet The Monkees get a visit from aliens from Planet Zlotnick.

Pat Paulsen: "Don't pooh-pooh it."

Micky: "I did put my clothes on, but my clothes took off. Could it be my clothes are putting me on?"

Robo-Micky: "Nice kitty (petting telephone)."

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The Monstrous Monkee Mash The Monkees get trapped inside Count Dracula's castle and get turned into his fellow friends.

Davy, Peter, then Micky: "What a kiss! I've never felt this way before."

-Does Mike memorize phone numbers?

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The Monkees Paw A monkey's paw brings The Monkees bad luck.

The Devil and Peter Tork Peter sells his soul to the devil for a harp.

Mike: "Due to a lack of interest tomorrow was cancelled."

Micky: "You know what's even more scary? You can't say (cuckoo) on television."

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The Monkees Race Again (A.K.A. Leave The Driving To Us) Davy drives The Monkeemobile in an auto race when the British entry is sabotaged by Baron Klutz and the Klutzmobile.

Davy in a Liverpool accent: "Smells more like Liverpool to me."

Mike: "See ya later, shotgun!"

- The song Micky plays on the radio was also the same music played when The Jolly Green Giants were called into Hubbell Bensons office in "Find The Monkees".

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The Monkees In Paris (A.K.A. The Paris Show) The Monkees take a vacation in Paris, France and are chased all over the city by four girls.

Not much to mention, is there?

- It's so cute when Micky hugs/kisses the old lady at the end of the episode!

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The Monkees Mind Their Manor Davy inherits an English manor but must win a tournament so it wont be sold to anyone else.

Mr. Friar and Micky: Thankyou, Miss. Grrrrr!"

Mr. Friar: "He was as nutty as a fruit cake!"

- Didn't they use the same Knight's Outfit in Some Like It Lukewarm? Wasnt the Dynamite Davy Jones boxing outfit used as well?

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Some Like It Lukewarm (A.K.A. The Band Contest) To win a band contest, Davy poses as a girl and falls in love with a girl, posing as a boy.

Davy as a girl: "One more remark like that and I'll hit you with me purse!"

- Why would Peter have a book on How To Act Like A Feminine Female In 3 Easy Lessons ?

Logic: If it's called Some Little Out Of The Way Place That Nobody Goes ---- The Southside Branch, then why is it so busy there?

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The Monkees Blow Their Minds The Monkees turn the tables on a hypnotist who thinks they are under his spell, but later wake up and mess up his plan.

Mike and Davy: "Don't do that."

- The Frank Zappa Nose falls off 3 times.

- During a close-up, you can see the outlines of the pieces of wall that Peter breaks off.

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Mijacogeo (A.K.A.The Frodis Caper) The Monkees encounter a pulsing eye that freezes people to their TV sets.

Micky and Mike chanting a song: "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo. Nam Myoho Renge Kyo. It's working, it's working. How do you know, how do you know? I saw the last scene, I saw the last scene."

- Jump three times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle.

- At the beginning of the episode (when they wake up), The Beatles' 'Good Morning Good Morning' is played. There's a rooster crow and four good mornings.